As I've got older, I've developed this thing where I mutter stuff under my breath if someone's talking nonsense, probably because I'm getting less tolerant with age.
My kids have picked up on it, so they'll say, 'Talking to yourself again, Dad?'
And my standard reply is, 'Yes, it's the only way I can have a sensible conversation around here.'
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Does anybody else watch Donald Trump as a guilty pleasure?
When social distancing is over, can people still keep their distance?
And these days, why has everyone got an opinion on everything and insist on sharing it? Oh. Scratch that one.
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