Free Download Ted Rueter, "185 Stupid Things Democrats Have Said"
English | 2008 | pages: 144 | ISBN: 0740772341 | EPUB | 1,8 mb
Ted Rueter panders to Democratic party lines by collecting 370 oratorical guffaws credited to popular politicians. Categorized in alphabetical order and presented by subject topic, the quips include:

Forgiveness: "In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times we should forgive, and he said seventy times seven. Well, I want you to know that I'm keeping a chart." -Hillary Rodham Clinton
Me: "I am Al Gore, and I used to be the next president of the United States of America." -Al Gore