Growing up isn't easy, especially when school's such a hassle, your little sister's annoying, and your mom recently died from a heroin overdose. But there's one place Crystal looks forward to going every summer.

Camp Crystal Meth, a place where a girl who can cook meth like no other can get the appreciation she deserves.
But this summer will be unlike the carefree meth-cooking summers she's grown so fond of. Something sinister lurks in the shadowy woods, and the camp's darkest secrets are about to be revealed.

What you are about to read may shock you. It may keep you awake at night. It may give you...

Shingles.