Jason knows that sleeping with your best friend isn't a good idea. Especially if said best friend has never slept with another guy before...and you kind of, maybe, get turned on when people cry.

Not that he's going to make tall, beefy, Russian Sasha cry. Not that Sasha is going to want Jason to make him cry. Jason is just going to push all his lovey-dovey feelings and dark desires down and forget about them.

Repression works, right? No way this is going to end in disaster..